Thursday, June 23, 2011

The Longest Day of the Year

On Tuesday Kay, Bucky, Mark and I all went out for ice cream and it was boss for the following reasons:

1. It was the first day of summer so ice cream was obviously a necessity.

2. It was the longest day of the year and so it seemed appropriate to be enjoying the extra sunlight.

3. Kay and Bucky have never been to Freddy Hill together on a date.

4. It was the last time we will double date while Kay and Bucky are still dating – OMG!!!

5. Mark and I debuted our pre-marital counseling business. And. We. Rock. No really. We’re awesome. We have so much knowledge and experience, ya know?
We charge $50 a session ;)

Our most valuable piece of advice came from the more eloquent of our duo:
“Never go to bed with your socks on.” You heard it here first, folks. Just remember that. Marriage + Bedtime = No Socks

 

They taught us a few things too… a week before your wedding you will cry about a lot of things… and by they I mean Kayla… and by a lot of things I mean everything

1. Your whole body hurts because your sneakers don’t support you and you don’t have money right now for new ones because you’re getting married. Cue the tears.

2. There are a zillion last minute details to attend to and when simple things like the seating arrangement and DJ act up, you will cry.

3. You will also cry because you’re extremely emotional about all of the firsts and all of the lasts.

4. None of your clothes will fit. Why? Because you’re getting married. And you’ve been up in the gym working on your fitness. And while you’re rockin’ the new bikini bod you have nothing to wear. And you will melt down in front of your closet.

 

I really hope you were all enlightened as greatly as we were :)

ps. Mark and I look like babies. I guess summer makes ya young ?!

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